Digital Dimension - Episode 1

by ~Samuikon

Episode 1: "Episode 1"

   It was a normal morning in Rose County. The date was Thursday, June 12, the day before school ended for the summer. Faye was walking down the street on her way to school, humming a happy tune. It was not long before she saw her friend Valerie in the distance. Faye ran to her, shouting, "Hey!"

"Good morning, Faye!" Valerie replied. "How are you doing today?"
"I'm doing great. Though I had a scary dream last night."
"Really?"
"Yeah," Faye nodded. "I was in this elevator, for some reason. I think it was a hotel or something...and the elevator, it got stuck between two floors. The lights turned off, but the music...was still playing. The theme song to 'The Price is Right' kept playing, over and over...I banged on the door...and then...I woke up. After I calmed down, I was like 'Ha! That would never happen!'"

   Then, a young man with short blond hair approached the two girls. He looked at Faye, and said, "I'm pretty sure it could happen." Faye turned to look at him with an annoyed expression on her face. "Sure, Bob, and what did I tell you about listening in on our conversations?"

"Believe what you want. And you told me nothing about listening in on your conversations."
"Yeah?" Faye responded. "Well, stop. 'kay? Thanks."

   The three continued to walk to school, continuing to converse about elevators. When they had arrived at their school, Faye pressed the call button for the elevator. They waited two minutes until the door finally opened. As they were boarding the elevator, Faye said, "See, this elevator is just slow. Though, it is stop proof." Bob pressed the button to make the elevator close its doors and ascend.

   A few moments later, the elevator suddenly stopped and the bell rang, prompting the two girls to scream. Bob, with a grin on his face, flipped a red switch to make the elevator resume operation. Faye slapped Bob on the back of his head. "You asshole!" she yelled, "That was not even funny!" Bob merely shook his head and laughed. "Oh, it was priceless. I wish I could have recorded it!" Faye and Valerie told Bob to shut up. The doors to the elevator opened, and the three exited, heading to their respective classrooms.

…

   After school, Valerie, Bob, and Faye walked to the park. Bob wandered onto a nearby trail while the two girls had another conversation of their own.

"So, you know that word processor...MS Word?" Valerie asked.
"Oh, that?" Faye responded. "I hate it so much!"
"Me, too. It's a bloody piece of shit."
"I know! Especially now, it is so anal about spelling and grammar." Faye shook her head. "For failing English students, I guess."
Valerie laughed. "Yeah. My friend said something like that. Failing English students and noobs on the internet. Especially the AOL kind."
"Good old AOLers."

   They continued talking for about an hour, buying hot dogs and soda from a vendor in the meantime. "You know, Bob's been out there for a wicked long time," Faye said, taking a bite from her hot dog. "I'm going to go make sure he didn't get himself lost or something." She headed onto the trail. "Hey, Bob!" she called, "We've got food!" She continued to walk through the trail, calling out for Bob, until she spotted a light shining at her feet.

   "What's this?" Faye placed her soda down on the ground, and picked up the light source. "This is an odd looking flashlight." She examined it closely. "Wait...this isn't a flashlight at all, it's some sort of weird gadget thingamajigger electronic thingy."

   The device suddenly began to glow, and a beam shot upwards, causing Faye to jump and drop her hot dog. "What the fuck!" she screamed. "Oh, god damn it! Bob! You owe me for one hot dog! Get your ass over here right now!" She felt her arm being lifted in the air, then her whole body. "This isn't normal!" Faye cried out. "This isn't normal at all!" A green vortex then formed above her. "A vortex? Wait...why...What's going on? Bob?...Valerie? Help me!" She felt a rapid yanking motion as she was pulled into the vortex, and was knocked out cold as she fell onto a grassy ground.

…

   Faye awoke to see a creature which appeared to be a cat head with a tail staring straight at her. It blinked, making Faye jump in fear, throwing the creature off of her and yelling, "Off of me now!" It looked to her responding, "Sorry. I just wanted to see what color your beautiful eyes are."

"Oh, you!" Faye said, flattered. "What is your name l...Ack! Wait! You can talk?! What the hell?"
"My name's Ogyamon, and yes, I can talk. Impressive, isn't it?"
"Ah-gyaa-mon?"
"Yeah." The creature made a nodding motion.
"I'm confused now," Faye rubbed her chin. "You're the head of a tabby cat...A talking one. And your owners..."
"I'm not owned by anyone. I just have you. You belong here, for the time being."
"The fuck?"
"You're here for a purpose. To save the..."
"World?"
"Yes, but let's call it the digital world. Or if you're too lazy to say all those syllables....the digiworld."
"Okay...So, I'm some kind of hero."
"Yep!" Ogyamon nodded once again. "And so is Bob!"
"Bob?!" Faye exclaimed in surprise.
"Yeah, and his partner, Dopmon."
"Dopmon? Are you guys related?"
"No."
"Then why do your names both end in 'mon'?"
"Because we're digital monsters. Or, if you're way too lazy to say those syllables...Digimon."
"Yeah, I'll stick with 'Digimon'."

   Just then, Bob arrived, with a black white-eyed blob bouncing by his side. Faye looked to him. "There you are, Bob! Now let's get out of here and go home." Bob smirked. "Sure, Faye. We just have to fulfill our purpose here. Then, we can go home."

"That's retarded!" Faye exclaimed.
"Hey!" Ogyamon yelled at Faye. "Do NOT call your purpose retarded!"
"Sorry."
"Anyway, I think someone else is headed in our direction."

   A young female with short red hair walked over to the group. She was followed by a bouncing smiley face. "Hi, my name is Jess. Seems that I'm not the only one here." Bob turned to her. "Nice to meet you. Who's your Digimon?" Jess smiled to Bob. "My digimon's name is Sokomon." The smileyface made a bowing motion. "Nice to meet you."

Bob nodded. "I'm Bob. This is my Digimon, Dopmon."
"And I'm Faye." Faye said, "My Digimon's name is Ogyamon."
"Great to meet you all." Jess bowed as well. "So, any idea what brought us al-"

   Suddenly, a voice called out, interrupting Jess. "You are all fucking retarded!" The group turned to see another bouncing smiley face, though this one had an angry expression. "Excuse me?" Faye yelled back at the smiley face.

"Oh," Sokomon said, "That's Amimon. He's a jerk."
"Shut up!" Amimon yelled. "And Faye, you're a stupid piece of-"

   Faye ran to Amimon, and attempted to kick him. Amimon jumped out of the way, causing Faye to miss and fall over. "God damn it, Lucy," she muttered as she stood up. A boy wearing blue jeans and a red shirt walked up next to Amimon. He yelled at her. "You keep your smelly feet away from my digimon you stinkybreathed no good rat!"

"Figures," Faye rolled her eyes. "Who the hell are you?"
"Shut up!" the boy responded.
"Excuse me?"
"Shut...up!"
"Hey!" Jess shouted to the boy. "She just asked who you were. There's no need to be a douche."
"SHUT UP!" the boy yelled.
"Listen, snot nose," Faye shouted back at him. "You will tell us your name!"
"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!"
"N-"
"SHUT...UP! SHUT...UP! SHUT......UP!"
"He says 'shut up'," Amimon yelled. "You shut up!"
Faye rolled her eyes again, "Alright, 'Shutup'. We'll shut up."

   Shutup looked to Amimon, "Let's go, Amimon," he said. "Maybe we can get some peace somewhere else." With that, the two walked away from the group. Faye shook her head. "Kids these days, they don't have any manners."

   Jess smirked. "Indeed. So, as I was saying, does anyone know what brought us-" She was interrupted by a loud bang similar to an exploding firecracker. "God damn it," she muttered as Bob and Faye screamed in unison, "What the fuck was that?!"

"Bob?" Faye said, "Do not, and I repeat, do NOT take my line!"
"Sorry, I can't help it if I hear a big bang, in some strange place, where there are strange monsters, and we do not know what would happen..."
"Okay, okay! It's just that it was my line since I was one year old! Those were my first words!"
"Huh?" Bob asked.
"Never mind," Faye shook her head, putting her hand to her face.

   Laughter suddenly sounded from all directions. "Who the hell was that?!" Faye shouted. A voice called out, responding, "Do you want to know?"

"Duh!" Faye said.
"Okay, I will tell you."
"Alright, just show yourself."
"Okay, I will!"
"Do it asshole!" Faye screamed.
"Alright, alright. Jeezum..." The voice responded, sounding rather annoyed. Some misogynistic mumblings were uttered, as well.

   In a cloud of smoke, a cloaked figure appeared in front of the group. The only things not covered by the cloak were his skeleton-like hands and his face. "I am Deemon, lord of the underworld! That's De-E-mon, with an extra E, for E-vil. Fear me now, for you will die!"

"All of you got clean underwears?" Faye asked.
Bob responded, "I shat myself, but I wear black underwear anyways."
Faye mumbled, putting her hand to her face again. "Thanks for sharing."
"You know what would be a good idea right now?" Jess said.
"What?" Bob and Faye asked in unison.
"Running!"

   Bob, Faye, and Jess ran away from Deemon, who stood and watched. He pointed his finger towards them, sending out what appeared to be a lightning bolt which struck right in front of them. A green plantlike digimon with arms like vines appeared. "What the fuck is that?" Faye asked.

Sokomon responded, "Um...Use your digivice."
"My what?"
"Di-gi-vice!"
"You mean this thingy?" Faye held up the device she acquired in the park.
"Yes."

   Faye prepared to throw her digivice when Ogyamon yelled. "No, you dumbass! Press the square button and point the little bulb thing at the Digimon in front of you!" Faye did as she was told, and read the information that appeared on the screen. "Vinemon, a plant Digimon with poisonous, grappling vines."

   The Digimon called out his first attack. "Poison vine!" He pulled his arms back and hurled them at the group, just missing them. "God damn!" Faye yelled. "Can you guys do anything?" She looked to Ogyamon, who responded, "Um...blow bubbles?" Faye grumbled, shaking her head, "Real useful...saving the world by blowing bubbles into the eyes of our enemies."

"It's useful," Bob said, "That stuff burns. I would know."
"You would," Faye facepalmed yet again. "But bubbles don't do shit to plants!"
"Um, guys?" Jess said. "Look out!"

   Vinemon hurled his arms at the group again, this time, wrapping vines around each person. "Great." Jess squirmed, trying to grab her digivice from her belt. "What do we do now?" As she said this, she inadvertently pressed the triangle shaped button with her thumb, and the digivice began to glow as well as Sokomon.

"Sokomon!" Sokomon called out as he grew slightly, arms and legs sprouting from him, "Evolving to....Bureimon!"

   "Woah," Jess said, "All I did was hit the triangle button. Everyone, do the same! No...Faye, PRESS it." Faye grumbled, looking to Jess, "Shaddap." Bob and Faye both pressed the triangle button on their digivices, with the same effect.

"Ogyamon!" Ogyamon called out, her form changing to that of a small tabby cat, "Evolving to....Konekomon!"
"Dopmon!" Dopmon called out, his form changing to that of a crayfish, "Evolving to....Craymon!"

   "Oh wow!" Vinemon sneered. Bureimon's eyes glowed as he smirked to Vinemon. "Oh wow, indeed," he said. Lasers fired out of his eyes, aimed at Vinemon's arms. The lasers cut the vines binding the trio, dropping them to the ground.

   "And now," Konekomon spoke, "Agonizing Scratch!" She leaped at Vinemon and slashed him deep in the chest with her claws. Vinemon cried out in pain as he started vanishing, "You...will pay!" Deemon laughed, turning the group's attention to him. "Impressive," he said, "But we're not done yet. You will meet many other digimon who work for me, and you will surely die!"

"Why don't we just kill you now?" Faye asked.
"Because," Deemon responded. "I am not really in front of you. You'll have to find me first. It shouldn't be hard."
"So," Jess said, "you're a coward."
"No," Deemon hesitated. "No, I am just way too busy working on evil things to deal with you people right now. I have my minions out there to take care of that job. Now, if you'll excuse me..." Deemon's image faded from view, leaving the group to look at each other in confusion.
"Well, what now?" Jess asked.